here's a gift you'd love to get your child...

Ok, so we have a local Pennysaver in our area, and here was an ad that ran one week(no joke!):

FREE TO GOOD HOME: Long haired, male Chihuahua (looks like a little fox). Has trust issues. Would love a nice child to play with.

Oh yeah, sure, like you'd want to give your child a little Cujo!